Did You Take a Hoe Bath Today?

Hoe Baths Are For Everyone

I take hoe baths. A lot! Is that weird? Oh well, then I’m weird.

Are hoe baths nasty? I don’t think so. I wash my face, my underarms, my ass, my vagina, and I brush my teeth.

All funk producing areas are made fresh and clean again.

Unless you’re a farmer working the fields or a shop worker sweating it out for GM, I think a hoe bath is a totally acceptable form of bathing.

I don’t often work up a sweat throughout the day, but if I do, I can smell myself getting ripe and I feel sticky, so I know when it’s time to hop in the shower for a full body cleanse.

For instance, if I had a shower on Monday (meaning I covered my entire body with water, washed my entire body at least twice with a wet towel and soap); if I’m just lounging around the next day and not going to be very active I will just have a hoe bath if I leave the house.

Stop Hoe Bath Shaming!

Depending on where I’m going or what I’m doing I may not bathe at all. I had a thorough shower the day or night before. I’m not stank or dirty. If I happen to do something that day where I get dirty or sweaty, I will take a shower.

Most adults with common sense know when to wash their ass!

I’ve heard some blanket statements towards people who take hoe baths. It’s been said that were are nasty, funky and unclean.

Not true at all. Hoe or not, if you take a hoe bath you have taken the time to clean yourself and that should always be commended.

A hoe bath is better than no bath at all.

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Originally published in 2014.