Movie Review: Tower Heist

It wasn’t funny at all. Hated how the all star cast played off of one another. Hated the plot. Hated that Eddie Murphy sounds like The Donkey from Shrek throughout the entire film. Please do not say, “Of course he sounds like The Donkey. The Donkey is Eddie Murphy.” Watch an Eddie Murphy film prior to Shrek and listen to his Read More …

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Movie Review: Sucker Punch

A sucker punch is described as an unexpected blow. Sucker Punch, the film, is all about women giving men unexpected blows (no pun intended. Really!), but the film also seems to be an excuse for women to be sexy badasses. I’m not mad about that fact, but other than that and the exciting visual effects this film doesn’t have much Read More …