Let me take a hoe bath right quick.
I’m not a hoe, but I do take hoe baths. A lot! Is that weird? Oh well, then I’m weird.
Are hoe baths nasty? I don’t think so. I wash my face, my underarms, my ass, my vagina and I brush my teeth. All funk producing areas are made fresh and clean again.
Unless you’re a farmer working the fields or a shop worker sweating it out for GM, a hoe bath is totally acceptable.
I don’t often work up a sweat throughout the day, but if I do, I can smell myself getting ripe so I know when it’s time to hop in the shower for a full body cleanse.
Most adults with common sense know when to wash their ass!
Lately, I’ve been hearing some blanket statements towards people who take hoe baths. It’s been said that were are nasty, funky and unclean.
Not true at all. Hoe or not, if you take a hoe bath you have taken the time to clean yourself and that should always be commended.
A hoe bath is better than no bath at all.
Stop Hoe Bath Shamming!