Ask Dangerous Lee: The Humor Advice Column
Ask Dangerous Lee – July 5, 2009
Q: When the snow melts, where does all the white go? – Don Truesdell, Flint A: This question is begging for a snarky answer and I will not disappoint. When snow melts the white goes water skiing, hiking, tanning and then white turns black and has cookouts, house parties, and shoots a lil’ hoop. It’s [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – May 6, 2009
Q: My mum told me to bite anything that entered my mouth so why does my husband get so upset with me when I bite? I am only doing what I was told. Mrs. Charli A: Everything we are told to do by our parents is not correct. Your husband is upset because biting hurts. [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of August 18th
Q: Most of my immediate family lives in Houston, and I was talking about how most serial killers come from or pass thru Texas at some point in their careers and my sis pointed out the Detroit has a higher crime rate than Houston. I was unaware so I checked a few stats and not [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of August 11th
Q: What is the “unpardonable sin,” found in Mark 3 and Matthew 12, and how does sin become “unforgivable?” Is You Is, Detroit, MI A: Obviously you have opened up a Bible and read this particular section which means that you’re already several steps ahead of me. From what I understand everyone who reads the [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of August 4th
Q: How do you know when you’re an adult? tt!, Flint, MI A: When your 18th birthday arrives you’re an adult, legally. If you’re 18 or for that matter 35 and cannot handle your own damn business and you’d rather run the streets getting high, not working, and can’t commit to anything then you’re not [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of July 28th
Q: I consider myself a “woman’s woman”. I have five sisters and never felt threatened. I have to ask though, how can I tell if someone is really my “sister” or just someone paying lip service to loyalty. I have a “friend” who seems to find my male friends, “interesting’, “hot”, and sooo attractive”. Now [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of July 21st
Q: Why is it that when you complain about the food at a restaurant they give you a certificate for a complimentary meal? Dawn C. Whereabouts Unknown A: Of course it’s so they can make it up to you the next time around, but it may also be a second chance to perfect their “special [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of July 14th
Q: I am a Black male with black parents (high yellow) but I was indirectly raised with subtle traces of Japanese culture. Oddly enough, I wear expensive blazers with casual jeans and sneakers. I prefer super hero movies or anime over 50 Cent and I think I’m the only guy left on earth that refers [...]
Ask Dangerous Lee – Humor Advice Column – Week of July 7th
Q: Do you think they put crack in Krispy Kreme donuts? If not, why does a sista ache for them at 3 am? Mizz Sandy Chicago, IL A: No, they don’t put crack in Krispy Kreme donuts. You smoke crack or weed and crave Krispy Kreme donuts! You should be ashamed of yourself blaming Krispy [...]
