Take a look. We’re going to sort through our digital-database of videogame characters and pick out the curviest, sexiest women known to the screen. These icons have been jumping, shooting, gyrating, and generally just showing off their developer-given curves through the years. But, for the sake of not taking too terribly much time away from those gaming screens, we’ll narrow them down to seven.
First up to bat..
Princess Peach: Super Mario Bros
I didn’t get it at first, either. But she is the first lady who really stepped into our video-game consoles. Maybe not the most provocative choice, but credit has to be given where it’s deserved. In the pixelated world of Mario, she was a true beauty.
Tanya: Mortal Kombat
It’s no surprise a lady from this long-running combat game gets a spot on the list. This sexy brunette has all the looks plus an attitude that will rock your world. Or just kill you. She’s definitely wearing the pants in any relationship. Metaphorically, of course.
Mad Moxxy: Borderland
The epitome of how well crazy can be wrapped in a sexy package. This woman brought a new level of seductive mania to Pandora. She and the little heart on her plump, uh, chest take the gamer on a wild ride through the arenas in the second DLC of Badlands. She has that seductive mojo, but I’d sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Wonder Woman: Injustice: Gods Among Us
We’ve seen her depicted in a variety of platforms and mediums since 1942, but her appearance in Injustice reaffirmed her place among the elite and good looking. This scantily-clad Amazon scores a point for all those sexy tom-boys out there.
Yuna: Final Fantasy X
As odd as it is to be so attracted to a woman holding on to such a large ‘staff,’ I can’t help but loving the style. There’s something about her dreamy appearance and attitude throughout the game that is overly appealing. Yes, being honest and determined can be hot, too.
Kitana: Mortal Kombat
Ok, we’re back. Really, any woman I’ve seen on this game is beyond attractive, but Kitana’s foreign look seals the deal. Part of the allure is that little mask she wears exposing only her beautiful eyes. She can also wave that razor-sharp flag around me any day. So long as I don’t lose any appendages.
Last, but certainly not least..
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The first woman I think of when ‘sexy video game characters’ come to mind is one we’ve followed on world-wide treks wearing the tightest, most form-fitting outfits imaginable. She’s curvaceous at its best. And she’s getting even better with the vast improvements in graphics.
Now, then. Time to get back to those consoles and say ‘hello’ to the ladies.
James Smith is a freelance writer based out of the Midwest with all of its cornfields. He remembers plugging in the Sega Genesis in 1989. Twenty-four years later, he’s still blowing the dust off the cartridges to play some Final Fantasy IV. He can be reached via email or read his articles more on this blog.
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