If you own ‘sexy time’ toys, you will want to find a secretive place where you can conceal them so that guests, nosy roommates, children and other visitors will not accidentally stumble upon them. There is nothing more embarrassing than having your secret stash of dildos, blow up dolls, porn, lube and condoms discovered, so make sure you hide your toys well!
The trick is to think of somewhere that people will not be very likely to look. Your bedroom is a good choice, because most guests will not enter into this room and you will also have your toys close by when things get hot and heavy. However, if people will be wandering through your bedroom you can’t leave your sex toys out in the open and you will need to be a bit more creative.
Here are a few ideas of where you can hide sex toys and other secret materials:
Inside a Teddy Bear
Did you know that you can buy a special “hide a vibe” teddy bear that looks just like a normal teddy but has a hidden pouch with a secret compartment located at the top of the bear’s back? You can slide your vibrator into the pocket and it is completely concealed. Place the teddy bear on a shelf and no one will be the wiser. However if children are visiting make sure that it is out of their view or they will want to play with the teddy!
In a Locked Drawer
If you are lucky enough to have a dresser or a bedside table with drawers or cabinets that lock, you are in business! Store all of your lube, condoms, sex toys, porn and other kinky materials in this drawer and then keep the key on you at all times or in a secret location. There is no way that anyone will find their way in! Be very careful not to lose the key or you could find yourself losing access to your treasure trove of kinky fun!
Underneath the Mattress
This is another possible place to store a sex toy. Place it in a sack or wrap it in fabric and slide it between the mattress and the frame of the bed. The mattress should be heavy enough that it will be virtually undetectable, especially if you slide it in far enough. Unless they are moving house, most people never have any reason that they need to lift up their mattress so it is unlikely to be found. The best part about this hiding spot as well is that it will be easily accessed from the bed when you are feeling frisky.
Inside a Sock
If you have a bullet vibrator, erection ring, or other relatively small toy you can probably hide it within a sock and place it in the drawer with the rest of your socks and underwear. The chances are that you are the only person who will be going through your own underwear drawer so most of your guests or roommates will not likely find it.
In a Suitcase
When most people see a suitcase in a closet, they will assume that it is empty and will be very unlikely to open it up and look inside. This makes it a good sneaky place to hide your sex toys. However, don’t forget to take them out before your next holiday or you might have some explaining to do when you go through the x-ray machines at customs.
These are just a few ideas of where you can hide your sex toys when you want to keep them secret from your visitors, family or housemates.
If you have female or male sex toys that you want to hide from prying eyes, here are some ideas of where to store them.
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