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Brady Bunch Mom Admits to Having Crabs!

CAROL BRADY/FLORENCE HENDERSON

In her memoir set to be released in September, Life is Not a Stage, Florence Henderson, now 77, admits to having an affair in the 1960’s with John Lindsay who was the mayor of New York at the time.  Both she and Lindsay were married and he apologized for passing on his crabs by sending flowers and a note!

Florence stated in regards to the crabs, “Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata. He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.” What did she think, crabs only attached to poor people’s pubes? Too bad my book, Keep Your Panties Up and Your Skirt Down, wasn’t published in the 60’s!

Turn the lights on and look at the penis before you get involved with it, ladies! Duh!

An example of the crab that invaded Florence Henderson’s pubic area.

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About Leigh Langston

I am the artist behind the #FeedArt Network, formerly known as the Dangerous Lee Network. I create social media marketing campaigns for artists and creative entrepreneurs. In 2013, The Dangerous Lee Network ranked in the top 11,000 websites in the U.S. according to Alexa. That same year the network received 3 million views. Content from the network has been featured on The TODAY Show with Kathie Lee & Hoda, has been nominated for four Black Weblog Awards and selected as a Top Fashion Blog to follow in 2013 and 2014. I am also the author of the Amazon best selling safe sex erotica anthology, "Keep Your Panties Up and Your Skirt Down" and an eBook on the affects of colorism, The Half Series: When Black People Look White.

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