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Brady Bunch Mom Admits to Having Crabs!

CAROL BRADY/FLORENCE HENDERSON

In her memoir set to be released in September, Life is Not a Stage, Florence Henderson, now 77, admits to having an affair in the 1960’s with John Lindsay who was the mayor of New York at the time.  Both she and Lindsay were married and he apologized for passing on his crabs by sending flowers and a note!

Florence stated in regards to the crabs, “Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata. He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.” What did she think, crabs only attached to poor people’s pubes? Too bad my book, Keep Your Panties Up and Your Skirt Down, wasn’t published in the 60’s!

Turn the lights on and look at the penis before you get involved with it, ladies! Duh!

An example of the crab that invaded Florence Henderson’s pubic area.

About Leigh "Dangerous Lee" Langston

I am the woman behind the Dangerous Lee Network and along with helping starving artists get fed I have published some of the best in DIY, How To and Top List content in 50+ categories as well as my short stories, poems, opinion essays and personal blogs.

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