Q: My mum told me to bite anything that entered my mouth so why does my husband get so upset with me when I bite? I am only doing what I was told.
A: Everything we are told to do by our parents is not correct. Your husband is upset because biting hurts. Since you like to do what you’re told listen to your husband and stop biting him! Try sucking, licking, or softly kissing instead. As a grown married woman you should be able to make better decisions without what your momma told you growing up affecting you. I bet if your husband bit you back one good time you would get the point. I have a feeling that you secretly enjoy his pain. If that’s the case, carry on.
Q: Shaven, trimmed or natural? What do you think I should do with my pubic hair?
A: Honey, I don’t care what you do with your pubes. It’s a private issue and a private area, not a public one. However, in my opinion it’s always nice to trim it and keep it Chewbacca free. It’s also a good idea to make sure that area is not dry. Moisturize it and of course wash it as you would the hair on your head.
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