Q: Do you think they put crack in Krispy Kreme donuts? If not, why does a sista ache for them at 3 am?
A: No, they don’t put crack in Krispy Kreme donuts. You smoke crack or weed and crave Krispy Kreme donuts! You should be ashamed of yourself blaming Krispy Kreme for your drug habit. Tisk! Tisk!