“Ask Dangerous Lee” – Humor Advice Column – Week of June 16th

Q: How do you get rid of a “friend” that has been by face and actions officially labeled as a Kling-on?

Mizz Sandy, Chicago, IL

A: Well, hell, what is he/she clinging onto? Your money? Your ass? Your man? What? Unless I know what he or she is clinging onto I cannot offer my opinion. If he or she is just all up on ya and you can’t breathe simply say “Move bitch get out my way”. It works for me.